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The cynical commander of Allied Nations forces has to prevent a warlord from taking over the world. With 63 hostages held in his seemingly impregnable fortress, the warlord is demanding an outrageously hefty ransom.

Newton Davis builds a dream home for his childhood sweetheart and is promptly dumped. Devastated, he seeks solace in the arms of a waitress, but sneaks off into the night once he's had his fun. The spurned waitress exacts her revenge by moving into the empty house and masquerading as Newton's wife. At this stage, things start getting complicated.

Eleven-year-old Danny is given a magic ticket by a strange projectionist and is transported into the cinema screen. Thanks to his advance knowledge of the plot, he is able to help his silver-screen hero out of an awkward situation and becomes his partner. There's trouble in store for the unlikely duo when the villain tries to seize the magic ticket.

Weather scientists Jo and Bill put marital problems aside to track a slew of devastating tornadoes raging through Oklahoma and stay one step ahead of their better-equipped but arrogant rivals. They have to get to the tornado first to be able to test a radical new device, by inserting it directly into the heart of the storm.

A pair of idiotic friends set off on a madcap journey to return a briefcase to its owner. However, they are blissfully unaware that the case contains a large amount of ransom money for the owner's kidnapped husband. Their trip is soon fraught with disaster, especially when the kidnappers begin to pursue them across the country with the aim of grabbing the cash.

Happy Gilmore is a bad boy ice hockey player who fails to make the grade because he can't skate or control his temper, but he does have a powerful shot and realises he can hit a golf ball 400 yards. When his gran's house is repossessed because she never paid tax, he agrees to take up golf to try and win enough money to buy it back, but he can't putt and the golfing establishment aren't happy to have him around.

A 450lb scientist falls for his new colleague, but out on a date, he's humiliated by a nightclub comedian about his weight. Upset and depressed, he takes a potion he's only tested previously on hamsters. He ends up turning into a svelte and cool-talking babe-magnet.

An unconventional sleuth attempts to find a football team's stolen mascot dolphin. The Miami Dolphins are aghast when their beloved Snowflake is abducted one week before the all-important Super Bowl, so they call in Ace Ventura, a private eye who uses unorthodox methods to retrieve missing animals.

Legendary pet detective Ace Ventura returns for another adventure when he's coerced out of retirement while on a soul-searching retreat in the Himalayas. He must now retrieve an endangered white bat from a village located in Africa. The sacred animal was offered up as a wedding dowry from the Wachootoo prince to the Wachati princess, and, if Ace can't track down the culprit behind the kidnapping in time, civil war will break out between the two rival tribes.

Happy Gilmore is a bad boy ice hockey player who fails to make the grade because he can't skate or control his temper, but he does have a powerful shot and realises he can hit a golf ball 400 yards. When his gran's house is repossessed because she never paid tax, he agrees to take up golf to try and win enough money to buy it back, but he can't putt and the golfing establishment aren't happy to have him around.

The stars of a 1970s sci-fi show - now scraping a living through re-runs and sci-fi conventions - are beamed aboard an alien spacecraft. Believing the cast's heroic on-screen dramas are historical documents of real-life adventures, the band of aliens turn to the ailing celebrities for help in their quest to overcome the oppressive regime in their solar system.